Control Your Children

Some people have nerve, balls, chutzpah, whatever you want to call it!

This weekend was the annual Halloween party. Unfortunately, the basement gets devoted entirely to children. But this year, it went too far. People were eating and drinking down there, and completely ignoring the "New Carpet: Take off your shoes" signs. As if that is not bad enough, this woman brought over her 4 children. 2 of them are in "special ed." She let them run amok all over the house. It was ridiculous. Chocolate got ground into the floor and the couch, juice boxes were squirted on the carpet, and our personal belonging were thrown all over the basement. Her children, among MANY others, also ran all around the back yard and found the dog poop.

On her way out she says to my aunt, "You can blame me for the chocolate on the floor and couch." Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I would have punched her right then and there. Who does that, and worse, who says that?

So listen up, Carla, and all you other tactless people who let your children run wild... Grow the fuck up! When you have kids, you take responsibility for yourself AND them. That means you might have to have a little less social time at the party in order to control your kids and make sure they are not destroying the home you were so graciously invited to. Oh yea, thanks for the Chips-a-hoy, bitch!

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