"Friend"ly Quotes

As most people know, I am obsessed with the TV show Friends. I know all of the episodes and it is pretty difficult to stump me on Friends trivia. I have even aced the competitions on cruise ships. Let's just say... I know my Friends. So, I have been blogging for well over a year now, and realized it is time to pay tribute to my show. So... here are some wonderful quotes from the series. I hesitate to say they are my favorite, because I have SO many, and could truly never remember them all. So, here are some great ones. I will likely do a follow-up blog later with even more. But until then...

- Greek minister to Chandler... "Are you Chandler?" Chandler responds with, "Are you Joey?"

- Monica talking to Rachel about Joshua... "What, he doesn't like Josh?" Rachel responds with, "No, I don't!"

- Brad Pitt as Will discussing the teacher Ross made out with in high school... "She also made out with Tatakakai Keck the night before he went back to Thailand."

- Brad Pitt as Will eating on Thanksgiving and throwing away his diet... "Screw it, bring on the yams."

- Joey when eating a lot... "Here come the meat sweats."

- Joey to turkey... "You, you are my Everest."

- Rachel talking to her sister Amy... "Okay, well, I went to the zoo yesterday and now I am a Koala bear."

- Rachel talking to her sister Amy... "I had a baby." Amy says, "I decorated dad's office." Rachel comes back with "Unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing."

- Rachel's sister Jill after being told she can't "have" Ross... "Can't have? The only thing I can't have is dairy."

- Phoebe on looking at the Playboy magazine... "Ahhh, remember the days you used to go out into the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?"

- Chandler to Monica as he gives her a piggy back ride... "I don't know, why don't you look in my saddle bag while I munch on a bale of hay!"

- Rachel asking Monica about who she went to lunch with... "Monica, who did you go to lunch with?" "Judy." "Who?" "Julie." "What?!?!" "Jody!"

- Ross responding to ex-wife Carol's lesbian partner Susan who just described the taste of breast milk as cantaloupe juice... "Oh you've tasted it."

- Joey about not wearing any underwear in Chandler's clothes... "I'm not going commando in another man's fatigues."

Damn that was fun... I could go on forever. On second thought... I will definitely do another one of these at a later date. In the mean time, please feel free to share your favorite Friends quote with me by adding a comment below.

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