Not-So-Dream Jobs

Awhile back, I posted some of my all time dream jobs. Now, you will be treated to the opposite side of that. Some jobs I would abhor.... or at least be terrible at. Here goes...

1. Gynecologist - This is a gay man's nightmare... enough said.

2. Construction Worker - Those guys (and gals) work all hours of the day/night and in all seasons. We are about to have a blizzard in Minnesota and the construction workers are outside our building doing their thing. And their outfits leave a little something to be desired.

3. Waiter - I am just not cut out for that. As soon as someone said, "Could I have a..." I am afraid I would cut them off with either "No!" or "Go right around the corner and get it yourself."

4. Politician - Just not my thing.

5. Maintenance Worker - I am not a fan of cleaning up after other people. I barely like cleaning up after myself... why would I clean up after you.

6. Funeral Director- It is just too depressing to think about. Your life is surrounded by sadness.

7. Astronaut - While it would be cool to see space... it would be WAY too constricting for me.

8. Highway Cleaner - It is bad enough looking at deer brains splattered across Highway 100... could you imagine being the one to clean it up?

9. Telemarketer - As is, I detest being on the phone, but to be on the phone and treated disrespectfully and hung up on... no thank you.

10. Taxi Driver - You are not exactly in a position to say no. So you could get a smelly person, a rude person, or someone who wants to go 100 miles away.

11. Day Care Employee - While I used to love children, I have since grown to not love them so much. And the thought of being around screaming, crying, fighting, pooping children all day long who are not even your own... not a chance.

And on that note... I will be done. If you are any of the above positions... more power to you. I would not want to do them, but it does not mean I don't respect the person who does. So... share your not-so-dream job with me by posting a comment below.

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